Bumpdates Maternity

39 Weeks

July 26, 2018
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Bumpdate: 39 weeks

How far along?

39 weeks (and then some).


The baby is as big as a freaking pumpkin.

How many months?

9 months pregnant. Almost TEN.

Are you showing?

HA. Yes.

Weight gain?

I’m weighing in at 174lbs. Ten total pounds gained this pregnancy (after losing a whole bunch of weight in the first and second trimester).

Maternity clothes?

Barely. Mostly just sports bras and sweatpants.

Stretch marks?

I’ve gotten three new ones in the past few weeks and they freaking ITCH. I’m putting oil and lotion on them morning, noon and night.

Belly button: in or out?

It’s out! For the first time EVER.

Mood this week?



Actually, I’ve been sleeping better. Thank you, Tylenol PM and SleepyIze.


Lightning crotch, swollen feet and legs, exhaustion, frequent urination, nausea. Oh, and I can’t sit/stand/lay down/breathe without being insanely uncomfortable.

HOME. STRETCH. Hopefully, Lord-willing, this is my last bumpdate ever! Make sure you follow me on Instagram – because I will be announcing baby’s arrival there first!!



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